It is a term used to describe a BAMF with a giant cock. It is so big some say it can be used as a kick stand. Others say it creeps in their rooms at night to sexually pleasure them.
by sgkjhoune124 December 14, 2010
Get the Mike Woods mug.dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!
dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!
dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!
by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009
Get the abandon an orphan in the woods mug.This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
By the way, I'm Catholic.
By the way, I'm Catholic.
by eViL pOp TaRt April 7, 2006
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Get the wooosaaaaaa mug.Someone who constantly gets "Womped". Usually a hata or someone named Todd
Someone who say's something ridiculous or irrelevant
Someone who listens to JB music
The appropriate way to deal with a wompsta is to A) Stale Face them or B) Say "Womp" and move on to anew subjet
Antonym: Gansta
Someone who say's something ridiculous or irrelevant
Someone who listens to JB music
The appropriate way to deal with a wompsta is to A) Stale Face them or B) Say "Womp" and move on to anew subjet
Antonym: Gansta
Girl: Cameron is such a Wompsta
Boy: Yeah I guess I am
Girl: You can be a gansta like me one day
Boy: I hope so, I hate being a Wompsta
Girl: Its ok Cameron or "Todd" Wompsta
Boy: Yeah I guess I am
Girl: You can be a gansta like me one day
Boy: I hope so, I hate being a Wompsta
Girl: Its ok Cameron or "Todd" Wompsta
by Gansta T. October 29, 2010
Get the Wompsta mug.Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.
Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?
A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.
A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.
by Poopy McPoopwell February 20, 2013
Get the Woodsfield Wallop mug.The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
by G Woods November 7, 2019
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