jim: ugh you are so stupid
carl: ur mum gay
jim:*ligit fucking dies*
by Your_local_lesbian December 30, 2020
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a response that can be used to reply to most questions.

e.g
Zoe: "what are you doing?"
Me: "ur mum"
it can also be used as "ur dad, ur nan, etc etc"
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thats right, im that kid from xbox 360 10 years ago bitch
me: i CBTed ur mum
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Your hot mum that comes to my house every night for adult playtime 😩
Me: I’m having a kid with ur mum
You: WTF
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Ur Mum-a common comeback for when someone says....practically anything to you
Person 1:Hey Carl Whats up?

Person 2:Ur mum

Person A:I had spaghetti last night.

Person B:I had Ur mom last night.

Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..

Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.
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