Glue Hard-On

What happens when you leave the cap of ur glue stick or bottle and it solidifies, thus becoming useless and gross.

Man 1- Damn. My Glue Stick Has A Glue Hard-On
Man 2- Me To
Man 1- That would be funny IF that was a glue stick in your hand
Man 3- Man I'm high

by Robert92 March 1, 2008

dick glue

when a man ejaculates siemen out of his dick it forms a white paste type glue. As it came from his dick it is called dick glue.

Mark was blowing Paul so hard that he shot a load of dick glue all over Marks face. Mark had been shot with dick glue

by Swine Doctor May 30, 2011

Underwear Glue

A term describing the occurrence of leftover cum sticking to the underwear about an hour after having sex.

Dude, I shouldn't have fucked that chick last night... I have the worst case of underwear glue!

by Fredica (aka. Fred and Jess) November 15, 2009

cat glue

When you girls pussy is wet as fuck

She has a nice cat glue

by HIV lover4322 September 5, 2017

Ballsack glue

Not unlike duck butter in its nature, ballsack glue is the result of a sweaty dong, sac, grundle, and anus and creates a Velcro-like seal between the ballsack and the inner thigh

This ballsack glue is so strong I ripped out all my pubes just trying to step sideways!

by Butteryrubberducky June 23, 2016

glue-doo

The hairstyle the 'ghetto fabulous'white girls wear. It involves a ton of hairspray and is recognized by thin broad strands of hair bonded to the forehead. Another popular form of this hair style is when the person's hair is pulled back so tightly.. it kind of resembles that one part in saw IV (where that chick almost got her scalp ripped off..). The texture resembles a piece of card board, or a hard shelled taco. It's very brittle, and could break if handled incorrectly. This hair cut fucken sucks, and who ever rocks it should be slapped in the mouth.

You see that trashy white bitch over there? Totally rockin the glue-doo.

Yea, that shit looks fucked.

by roll3rbladr December 28, 2007

christmas glue

When Santa or whoever your "Santa" is this year cums in your stocking. (may be either at the bottom or a little bit sprayed on top of the other stocking stuffers)

Jane: "Hey Stacey, what did Greg get you for Christmas this year?

Stacey: "Oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.

Jane: "Josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking"

by 4playdriving December 12, 2016