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the almighty Toad

The almighty toad. Beautiful. Handsome. Majestic. He is everything you wish you were. Favorite food: bagel. Intelligence: 4 iq. Favorite activity: bashing his head on a rock. Creator REEzardRamen
“I would nuke the country of turkey if the almighty Toad asked me to” (me)
by REEzardRamen July 5, 2022
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Fire Toad

you just watch the new helluva boss episode, heard the little kid say it and are now looking it up so you dont feel stupid about not knowing what it means
"Look mommy! They let fire toads in here!!!"
by McChicken9241 May 30, 2023
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Toad Rottis

"that chick looks like a total toad rottis"
by kahlies January 19, 2013
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floppy toad

A male who's pecker flops at the start of sex normally used to mock and harrass
floppyflopper
UNLUCKY!
I heard about you last night in the alley, youre such a floppy toad!!!
by Hobgoblin October 26, 2005
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Code Toad

1) Describing someone who, in a technology state, would steal someone elses work with their permission; but it was forced upon them.
2) A wicked, vile man or woman who is just plain idiotic.
1) "That kid Tim is such a Code Toad, he forced Kevin to give his visual basic project to him."
2) "Corey is a Code Toad because he slept in math every day for the past two weeks."
by Tim Andres June 17, 2006
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LOAD TOAD

A female or male which perches about waiting to pounce on any and every living being which happens to gaze in their direction. A load toad does not discriminate longing for your load whether it be financial or physical! Akin to a squat mattress, any orifice’ll do!
Check out that load toad on Johnny’s leg, did he just hand her his wallet? Oh he doesn’t stand a chance!
by KrisTiegA July 26, 2021
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Holy toad

A legendary toad that has a huge gigantic penis that is longer than its body and can be used as a kick stand
While i was skating mom said there was a holy toad kicking the kick stand right in the middle of the drive way
by Asian Toad June 22, 2011
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