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Glenn

An extremely sexy dude who pulls all the girls. He has a future playing in the NFL, MLB, NBA, and UFC. He will also end up saving the world from an apocalypse and be loved forever by all people. He also immediately becomes good at things when they are introduced to him. Glenn puts forth more effort than anybody on the planet. The only person to ever exist who is better than him is Jesus.
by BigSexyToes October 27, 2023
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Glenn

Glenn is a kind, thoughtful, sexy and hilarious soul. He thinks deeply and has a heart of Gold. Glenn’s can be described as ‘old souls’ as they are wise beyond their years and can often be misunderstood by their peers.

If you are lucky to enough to catch Glenn’s eye, you will be showered with unconditional love and affection. To be in a relationship with Glenn is to be deeply in love with your best friend. He will cherish you, adore you and be endlessly supportive of your dreams.

Glenn will surprise you everyday, whether it’s with his wit or passion for his special interests, you will never run out of things to talk about. He is funny beyond measure and will make you laugh harder than with any other man.

Children and animals are drawn to Glenn’s warm and kind soul, they can sense his big beautiful heart.

If you know a Glenn, or are in a relationship with one, know that you will have a friend for life and a companion who is like no one else. Glenn deserves to be loved with the ferocity in which he loves.

Expect to fall in love at first sight when you are introduced to Glenn. He will be the tall, dark and handsome stranger of your dreams.
Glenn is literally the most handsome man I’ve ever laid eyes on.
by Inlovewithglenn November 23, 2021
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Glenn Fricker

an awesome sound engineer who expresses a big hatred against bass guitar
Friend 1: hey, have you heard of Glenn Fricker?
Friend 2: yea he is an awesome sound engineer who hates bass
by mr. partyt May 3, 2020
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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How does this affect Glenn?

When learning of a situation or issue, and in reality if has no real effect on you or your life.
When I heard about the bus route being permanently cancelled I asked “How does this affect Glenn?”
by Shrav2112 December 26, 2023
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Glenn

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by gkbosslife1 November 23, 2021
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Glenn

A person who is always makes jokes but half of the time it doesn't make sense.He has alot of feelings for someone as soon as he falls in love with a girl's name Shania.
Glenn is very caring.
People use him for his feelings.
They hurt you in every way they possibly can.
Get a life.
by Whoever's he's up to October 7, 2019
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