farmer's handshake

1) A substantial handful (noun)

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"

by ItTollsForThee November 13, 2013

Pumpkin Farmer

A Guy who has a long term crush on dudes who have big pumpkin shaped asses. usually a straight man who claims he is straight but has a huge fetish for men with big asses.

Meltz did you just check out that dudes ass, your a fucking pumpkin farmer - Lysy

by VoiDzL2R August 18, 2018

Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 08, 2018

Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.

I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.

by bluenorther August 22, 2012

Ginger Farmer

An individual who only "Plows" red-heads.

Guy 1:Dude that redhead at the bar is a total grenade.
Guy2: That doesnt matter Tom will totally plow that.
Guy 1: Yuck bro no way.
Guy 2: Oh yeah He is a total ginger farmer

by NomNomD October 08, 2011

Farmer Girl

A sweet sweet girl who wakes at sunrise, and gets plowed.

Boy 1: She's pretty cute.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.

by peepeesuxer March 29, 2018

Farmer's Daughter

Innocent looking girl, typically from Midwestern America. She seems innocent enough but in reality will try to have sex with as many people as possible. Watch out her dad WILL have a shotgun and WILL try to shoot you. If he doesn't kill you, her STD's will.

Geroge: Did you see Jessica's hot friend?
Tim: Yeah, she doesn't look like she'll put out though...
George: She totally does! She's a Farmer's Daughter!
Tim: Damn! You think Jessica's tapping that?

by Farmers_Helper October 09, 2010