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eyebrow blindness

when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.
James Charles suffered from major eyebrow blindness...
-his sharie brows
by youknowmemr.cool August 8, 2024
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eyebrow maneuvers

I used eyebrow maneuvers to charm the lady
by cakehue July 23, 2015
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eyebrow jinx

Yelled when you’re vibing with your boo and you wiggle/raise your eyebrows suggestively at each other at the same time.
Last night my boo and I were about to get down and we eyebrow jinxed. So funny”
by anonymous June 3, 2023
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Flying Eyebrow

An alternative term for head-butt
"If you carry on with that attitude, you'll be recieving a flying eyebrow!"
by chocolatestarfish13 May 31, 2012
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Milking Eyebrows

Basicaly, you take a razor blade and cut behind one or both of your eyebrows. Then your partner sucks the blood out.
Boy: Theres no more blood coming out bb gorl~~~
Gorl: Yippee! my eyebrows have been milked uwu~

Boy: I think taking a razorblade and cutting behind one or both of your eyebrows. I love Milking Eyebrows.
by *butters_ur_biscut* May 2, 2025
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Smudged eyebrow

Something is up no one is making fun of my smudged eyebrow 🤬
by mennäperille December 10, 2019
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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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