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Dante

My brother is a dante
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.
Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S
by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021
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Dante

A Dante is a devious little monk who loves playing with little kids balls
That Dante is touching the Priministers balls! Said Obama
by The Hitler December 15, 2022
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Dant

When Dan goes on a rant about any topic, usually political or economic
"Oh great, hes going on a dant again"
by Sergeant Arch Dornan October 11, 2023
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dante

“did you hear that kid who sexually assaulted that girl?! he’s such a dante”
by ihateamerica1234272 June 9, 2022
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Dante

Dante is a bottom
"Bro Dante's such a bottom"
"Yeah ikr?"
by Fridge.beans November 28, 2021
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