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manger danger

A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.
Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"

Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014
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Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.
Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!
by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020
mugGet the Dangerous Davemug.

Danger-Maths

Danger-Maths is a real man's sport. Attempted by many, mastered by none.

In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.

It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.

Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.

Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
by ItsDanH June 16, 2016
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Danger-swank

When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).
Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?
by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009
mugGet the Danger-swankmug.

danger levels

When an entity counters a threat with an equal or stronger threat
Levy just used danger levels on that guy!
by Delovelytoucan December 15, 2021
mugGet the danger levelsmug.

danger spoon

A much better term for a spork
I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes
by turbo1125 December 18, 2022
mugGet the danger spoonmug.

danger noodle

A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!
Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.
mugGet the danger noodlemug.

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