Priest

Someone who cums along just for the ride

There are four dudes on the titanic while it hit the iceberg
Waiter: we have to get to the life boats
Teacher: what about the kids?
Lawyer: fuck those kids
Priest: do you think we have enough time?

by Kingreepher June 19, 2024

Flipper the Priest

He who drinks perpetually.

Flipper the priest is out tonight.
Oh yeah?
Yep, he's on the beer obviously

by SwagLord II November 22, 2021

a rape of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.

be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.

by Anony666mous December 15, 2019

priest-pull

Post mass exit ritual where as you are in the line to greet the Priest who then will shake your hand whilst pulling you down the line away from him simultaneously as not exchange lengthy BS "hellos" and "how are you's".

Father McGillan totally priest-pulled my mother as she was saying hello and trying to thank him for his service. He pulled her down the line away from him and was engaging 2 people behind her already.

by cheeky sunshine August 17, 2017

a priest in A minor

A little known work by Beethoven.

Tom: Have you heard Beethoven's recently discovered work?
Langford: No, what is it?
Tom: It's a Priest in A minor
Langford: Awe, too soon, man

by Packin McCracken November 10, 2015

Priest-face

Haggard and scruffy, slightly rape(y)

Bro got mad priest-face, must be finals week.

by Alkalineaddiction April 08, 2015

bone slap the priest

When the food lookin fresh, you say it. The waiters at gore may restaurants say it when they serve wine to a roman attic couplem

Mah gurl made me some mac and the cheese. Dont mind if I do!😣 Bone slap the priest!

by Ty a rone December 12, 2016