grit dick

After rough sex with a dirty butt all the nasty clumped up untrained ceman gets broken loose and sticks to your dick.

That dirty butt slut gave me a real case of the grit dick

by 1disturbedimmortal February 16, 2022

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Sixty-Grit

A problem most frequently encountered by students the night after a big house party:

When a prolonged night of sexual activity causes the male's penis to dry out and leave a thick layer of dried skin around the baloon knot.

John woke up next to Jane the night after the party with a hard ass Sixty-Grit.

by Lad_Daz March 20, 2011

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Side Grit

A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.

Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."

by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009

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poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 13, 2014

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girly grits

An unclean girl who does not know how to clean her vagina; often confused with a venereal disease; revealed if they request 'time to prep' before getting down and dirty; must sanitize before use.

I've never known anyone brave enough to face girly grits and come out the other side.

by hushedjournal6 September 08, 2020

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