Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.

Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012

Cafe Camping

The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.

Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.

Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.

by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013

Crystal Cafe

procrastinate here. get off skyblock and do your fucking homework. also stop asking for pc and selling here.

Crystal Cafe is annoying

by JerryChristmas December 20, 2023

Flame Cafe

It's only one of her. She's hot! All the guys type, none of the girls like. Hood girl but Hollywood. Smart but has a tendency to hustle. Sometimes shy, cool, funny, and will brighten up a dark room!

She's hot I almost thought it was Flame Cafe.

by Esmeralda Brown December 21, 2016

Cat Cafe

The opposite of a sausage fest. There are more girls than guys at an event.

Brandon: Bro Jake, you gotta come to this party man. It's a Cat Cafe over here.
Jake: You know I'll be there bro, I can't miss out on so many hot ass girls.

by Handlebar68.9 January 20, 2019

Bagdad cafe

A small 1982 independent film starring marianne sagebrecht and Jack parlance. The film was shot in newberry springs ca at what was then called the "sidewinder cafe". After the movie became an "arthouse darling"the proprietors changed the.name of the cafe to "bagdad cafe" to reflect the movies popularity.

The bar that was used in bagdad cafe is located right on route 66 in newberry springs.

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

breakfast cafe staff team

when the staff team is poggers

i wish we could be like the breakfast cafe staff team

by beepboop_olive May 3, 2021