manger danger

A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.

Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"

Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

Danger Dance

The act of riskily running naked from the bathroom to the bedroom after realising you should've probably bothered to check if there were any towels on the rail before you took a shower.

Guy1: "I think I'm scarred for life, man. Caught a dude doing the danger dance across the hall at my buddy's place last night."

Guy2: "Hahaha fail."

by Cillit-Bang September 8, 2011

danger levels

When an entity counters a threat with an equal or stronger threat

Levy just used danger levels on that guy!

by Delovelytoucan December 15, 2021

danger loaf

A danger loaf is a chonky raccoon (basically all raccoons)

Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it

by Bummely bum September 1, 2020

danger poon

a girl who is under the legal age to have sex with. poon as in poonani

Terry: that girl is next level dutty
Ed: nah, she's serious danger poon

by Nat Gaskell January 23, 2009

Danger Word

“Danger Word” -opposite of a safety word. To push further during intercourse.

You don’t have a danger word? Ya man, I say “teacup” and she knows to back off but if I say “please” that bitch knows to crank it up.

by Staygoldburg June 11, 2021

Danger Dwarf

Small mates who are fanatical about super heroes and cartoons (in most cases well beyond the tears of watching cartoons or superhero movies).

Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.

Would love to be a super hero.

Hence, Danger Dwarf

XXX....if you were a super hero....what would you be called?

'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh

by Swampy007 April 3, 2020