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Toilet Paper

I haven't heard of that in months
"Bro wheres the toilet paper"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"
by Tsyoogi April 7, 2020
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Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.
You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT
by Cedscrub April 11, 2020
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Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.
You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT
by Cedscrub April 11, 2020
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toilet paper

one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere

For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking
damn it i cant wipe my ass because everyone in the whole wold has bought all the toilet paper!!!
by TheWhitestIndian April 13, 2020
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Toilet Paper Hoarding

What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.

No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.

Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.

You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.

Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
by TauKitty April 21, 2020
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Toilet paper

Kid: mummmm we need some more toilet paper

Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker
by Ch33s3izn0ce April 26, 2020
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Toilet Paper

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.
by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020
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