Toilet Paper

The upmost highest respect

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude

by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021

Toilet Paper

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.

Toilet paper.

by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020

Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

by Cedscrub April 11, 2020

Toilet Paper

Post-apoclyptic currency.

"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"

by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020

Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.

Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."

by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020