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The Stranger

Step 1: Find a hard surface such as a a Wood Bench or Marble Floor
Step 2: Sit on your Dominant hand, palm down for 5-7 minutes until 88% of feeling or more is lost in that hand
Step 3: Close your eyes, manifesting a pleasurable scenario, then proceed to gratify yourself with your hand in its current numb state

Result: Out of body experience simulating/fantasizing another person administrating hand and or oral* stimulation on yourself.

*Jergens can be used in conjunction with the stranger for simulated oral relief
The Perfect Strangers Balky & Larry exhibited "The Stranger", by sitting on each other hands, then having a pleasurable time proceeding the dance of joy.
by TshirtTank on the Web February 19, 2008
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stranger danger

Used when you are creeped out by a strange guy trying to dance on you, talk to you, or are just staring across the room and you can see them the whole time. Yell this phrase when you need help or as a hint to get the hell away we can see you.
"STRANGER DANGER!!! That creep ass wont stop trying to freak dance on me!! STRANGER DANGER!!!
by crystal+alexis+alisha June 20, 2008
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Stranger Danger

When referring to someone with whom you are good friends but haven't seen in a while. Someone who you regularly did hang out with until life situations led you to not see them as much in daily life.
Whoa, long time no see Stranger Danger, how have you been?
by Wookerton May 29, 2010
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Rum springer

1) A rum springer is a commonly used expression when the amish come out to play

2) A rum springer is a person who barely comes out but makes a cameo appearance, generally breaking down the bar
Joseph: Well gee Jedidiah, long day at the plow?
Jedidiah: I could be sinning right now, lets get drunk
Joseph: Ye hah! RUM SPRINGER!
by Radiobed May 21, 2010
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strangers hand

You sit on your hand until it becomes numb. Then you jack off and it feels like it is someone elses hand doing the work.
I was sick of jacking myself off so I sat on my hand until it was numb and it felt like it was someone else pulling my meat.
by Martin Chickasaw January 26, 2004
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ringer stinger

a particularly painfull shit, as it leaves your anus ring stinging.
that curry i ate last night was too spicy, i took a ringer stinger this morning.
by leo July 30, 2003
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tossing my stinkers

colloquialism for dancing, particularly for people with bad foot odor.
I was tossing my stinkers tonight; the room smelled so bad it made some people throw up. I haven't washed'em in weeks.
by Hal Jackson February 22, 2011
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