stoner

some guy who sits there, does jack all. Mumbles and groans at anything. Is possibly constantly stoned. In his own world all the time, doesnt appreciate the legendary sandwiggy brought up by the y-ratt then the brookstar and also most likely hated by coop

"callum ur a little stoner fuck, get on with your work!"

by Loz and the Y-ratt February 15, 2005

Stoner

Anyone by the name of John is considered a stoner. He will say he is not one when he most definitely is. He will say he enjoys alcohol more, but he knows deep, deep down that his heart leans towards the amazingness of getting high as fuck.

DUDE: Are you a stoner?
JOHN: Nah man, I love me some Henney tho!
DUDE: What's your name?
JOHN: John

DUDE: Ohhhhh ok then.

by @)@) January 09, 2020

Stoner

A person who's main hobby is throwing stones at homeless people for a living and doing various drugs.

"You see Jake? Hes a stoner."

by cronicallyonline April 06, 2022

stoners

a group of people who participate in smoking marijuana or cannabis out of a spiff,joint,blunt,bong to get high as fuck.

Oh man did you see Tyler, Michael, and Trevor smoking that dank ass weed, they are such stoners.

by jimmy ass April 03, 2015

Stoner

(n.)

1. A person who gets high alot.

2. A person who sells drugs that makes the buyers high.

Woh dude, that guy has fucktons of pot! He sure is a stoner!

by HJxJJ November 21, 2011

Stoner

Someone to whom weed means more than just getting high, for them smoking weed is a lifestyle. Usually the difference between a stoner and someone who smokes weed is a stoner will still go out and do things with their life - Frank Kush

Ignorant Individual: "yo, look at that waste man pot head over there"
Slightly more intelligent individual: "Nah, they're a proper stoner man, i hear they just got a job and shit too, they smoking shitloads now"

by Frank Kush February 01, 2014

Stoner

A very happy person who looks at life in a beautiful way. Also very intelligent and chill

Ur such a stoner

by Yummybunny546 May 08, 2019