Jersey Shuffle

When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.

After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.

Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.

Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.

by sir haxalot August 11, 2022

Wally shuffle

A dance where you swing your arms from side to side in harmony while shuffling your legs

I was so happy at work i decided to do a little wally shuffle to celebrate!

by Jeff Beaver July 25, 2019

Saltine Shuffle

Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.

Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?

Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.

by geederd December 12, 2021

shuffle juice

When you buy a drink at a bar, proceed to walk to the dance floor, pour some of the drink you just bought onto the floor, for the sole purpose of creating a surface with which shuffle upon.

Hey Harrison, sweet shuffling bro!

Thanks, it's all down to the shuffle juice I just spent £4 on.

by Dean Windass March 26, 2016

clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis

last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.

by braunj8840 June 24, 2011

couple shuffle

When a couple are taking pictures of each other, especially with one camera. One takes a picture of the other in front of something, then they shuffle together, exchange the camera and swap positions. They end up with two pictures, neither of which includes both of them.

Hang on, let me help out those two doing the couple shuffle over there.

by Adam Macintosh August 30, 2009

Safeway shuffle

When one enters a Safeway, he/she walks directly into the bakery section, grabs a doughnut, and proceeds to walk around the store eating said doughnut and shopping.

Yesterday, Nick did the Safeway shuffle.

by Nickie P February 7, 2012