Shitters Knee

Prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iPhone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. With the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.

After a heavy drinking session on the Guinness, I was birthing a beast from my ass whilst trying to beat that tricky level on Angry Birds and it left me with serious Shitters Knee.

by DeNinjabreadman December 28, 2011

lick that shitter

The act of oral pleasure on a partners anal hole

I'm gonna lick that shitter like an apple fritter

by Robbie raypest October 2, 2017

Shitter showdown

When two riders are stuck in the stalls because neither wants to be the first to exit.

Guy 1: Dude, I was in a Shitter showdown with that guy from the Repair Center for 15 minutes! He finally left, but now he knows who the real Crapper Cowboy is!!!

Guy 2: Yea, he's intimidating. He finally got me to give up after about 10 minutes last week.

by P3nderizor September 16, 2009

ten shitter

A shit that only takes about 10 seconds usually fast diarrhea with the speed of a speeding car.It usually feels like a chainsaw being pulled out your ass or a 80 inch cock going out of your ass.Usually smells of rotted food.

Last night I ate 5 beefy 5 layer burritos,18 cool ranch tacos,a laxative smoothie,a bottle of hot sauce and some cheeseburgers I realased a smelly ten shitter in your toilet and now it won't flush,sorry.

by Marijuanaguy420 April 4, 2015

pack shitters

Term used by mainly high school students with nicotine addictions. To pack the shitters means to pack every goddamn stall with a bunch of studs. Once the shitters are packed and there aren’t any mommas boys or snitches around, the beauty’s then proceed to hand their vape devices normally Nords, Logics, Vypes or juuls Under the stall until all the boys get fat headys.

Hey boys, let’s go pack shitters quickly.

by Parazer April 14, 2020

Thunder-shitter

A word that describes either a massive twat or an unfortunate event

'Matthew you fat thunder-shitter'
'Curtis just went in the toilet and thunder-shat everywhere'

by SexyChinaGod March 12, 2020

shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

by JesterPrim October 28, 2014