When you friend pretends they screen share something cool and they screenshare por*!
When you are sexually connected to a door
When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating
When your friend decides to abuse you sexually and mentally for no reason at all
When you are sexually connected to a door
When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating
When your friend decides to abuse you sexually and mentally for no reason at all
by SmartDirtyLiam January 23, 2023
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I love every single thing about my bby sami, i love how she texts me, i love how she stays up with me, i love her adorable face, i love her beautiful eyes, i love her eyebrows, i love the way she talks, i love how she stays up every night with me, i love how she always tries to fight about her loving me more when i obviously love her more, and so on. i could write for days about how much i absolutely adore and admire my bby.
by anonymous March 9, 2021
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Person 1: What do you mean?!?
Person 2: I like me.
by randomlydan June 21, 2025
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"Not gonna lie yeah your such a Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"
by Sjishfjai April 29, 2019
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A little bit crazy tho...... Probably.
A little bit crazy tho...... Probably.
by Sami-Janr May 3, 2022
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