Rachel 

Big fat bitch

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bicth, why you took me off the motherfucking schedule your triffiln dirty white racist ass big fat bicth oompaa loompa body ass bitch.

Rachel by Zeldafan23 April 6, 2020

Rachel 

A Girl with really big and hairy lips with garlic powder, oregano, magic fairy dust, and mozerella cheese melted on top.

Example 1:

Mike: What did u say about rahcel's hairy lips, chris?
MELVIN: YO SHUTUP!!!!


Example 2:

Melvin: Let's order a pizza - without the cheese...
Mike: Without Rachel's Lips!? HAHAHA
Chris: HAHAHA

Rachel by BigLipsLover1019 August 21, 2008

rachel 

A rachel seeks attention by attempting to commit suicide by stupid means for example strangling self with school tie, getting drunk and over reacting, claiming to have taken an overdose, going to school, being rushed to hospital only to have the gay nurses snigger behind their back because they are more likely to die from a broken nail.

Random person1: Rachel you suck
Rachel-(attempting to commit suicide)

next day-
Rachel-" My boyfriend can't get it up" (cries)
Random person2: *laughs ass off*
Rachel: is it me?
Random person:Yes

rachel by blubberblubber September 3, 2008

rachel 

the most beatuiful girl you will ever see she has eyes bright blue blonde hair and the best smile and she'll always make you laugh

guy#1: i think im in love with my girfriend
guy#2: who?
guy#1:rachel
guy#2:no suprise

rachel by yomama34567 November 13, 2011

Rachel 

A female who acts like a cold hearted bitch, but is really the sweetest person ever. She uses sarcasm a lot and prove people wrong cause she is right.
Most people say that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. This is wrong. Rachels are made of sarcasm and wine and everything fine.

Who is that girl that just chugged down that entire bottle of fucking wine?
That's Rachel's. She has a problem.

Rachel by Brooo[ July 23, 2017

Rachel 

Kinky babe luvs ya boo

Rachel is my boo

Rachel by Mama Coconuts March 4, 2019

Rachel 

Baseball obsessed

"Go minion, become Rachel!!"

Rachel by Khl April 6, 2017