When a creeper on line gets his first nude and masturbates so hard he starts speaking in tongues and his legs quake.
When Marko saw MehMehs fat in the middle dick he didn’t even take time to grab lube and did the Albanian Quake.
by Dominatrix;) November 25, 2019

Like an earthquake, but without the geo component. Can be used to describe shaking, satisfaction, or dissatisfaction; based on the tone in which it is used. Quake can be used: quake, quakey, quaked, quaking, quakes etc.
“Oh, the fishing conditions today made me quake in my thigh high rubber boots.”
Quake meaning extreme satisfaction towards the fishing conditions today.
Quake meaning extreme satisfaction towards the fishing conditions today.
by thepriceisright19 April 19, 2019

by Quakeywakeydakey June 3, 2025

To fuck something up or an epic failure. A case of being un-clutch and also fucking up at the worst time possible.
"Nico misses a layup to win a basketball game at the park then the other team scores and wins"
His friends say, "Nico how the fuck did you quake so hard???"
His friends say, "Nico how the fuck did you quake so hard???"
by Bigdongguy69 September 9, 2018

An urban legend of 3 Sentient ducks living out their lives in a costume that looks like a human male.
by Duckmanjosh November 23, 2021

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.
by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022
