An Atlanta Python is a gargantuan penis both in length and width (averaging from 14" to 20+ in length) that has the texture and pattern of the python snake. This condition is more common in Atlanta due to the high population of African-American people in Atlanta.
Girl1: "I slept with Jerome last night and it turns out he has an Atlanta Python."
Girl2: "Damn girl, you a lucky bitch, I only get Tod's tiny white dick."
Girl2: "Damn girl, you a lucky bitch, I only get Tod's tiny white dick."
by JakeRules666 March 13, 2017
by john of god the third junior December 14, 2022
a game where you and your friends tie your flaccid penises together, whoever gets hard first loses. Everyone jizzes into the losers mouth. If they don’t swallow their penis gets amputated.
by johnny dickless November 22, 2023
When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)
Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!
by Baby Gronk January 13, 2024
A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.
by bmb1455 April 09, 2022
The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
by PershingRifleBoy420 December 05, 2022
by Notthebuilder January 16, 2014