When you are getting pounded missionary style and he folds your legs like a pretzel. This applies in the county of Philadelphia.
by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh April 5, 2021

When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).
The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.
The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.
by Yuri Andropov July 22, 2016

Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
by SexPistol69:) September 3, 2017

by jhanny November 29, 2016

Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.
by Syllogy May 1, 2020

The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.
Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

by Frankfrink December 7, 2016
