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Philly Pretzel

When you are getting pounded missionary style and he folds your legs like a pretzel. This applies in the county of Philadelphia.
Omg Stacy! Last night Zach put me into a Philly Pretzel while we were doing it and he got so deep.
by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh April 5, 2021
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Glazed Pretzel

When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).

The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.
"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."
by Yuri Andropov July 22, 2016
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Pretzel hole

Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
Wendi obnoxiously- "yo bitchessss franks asleep let's get em in the pretzel hole!"
by SexPistol69:) September 3, 2017
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Boob Pretzel

when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down.
That pretzel looks like some tits. woah. boob pretzel.
by jhanny November 29, 2016
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Pulling a Pretzel

Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.
I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.
by Syllogy May 1, 2020
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Pretzel Pleasure

The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.
Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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Chinese pretzel

When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.
I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.
by Frankfrink December 7, 2016
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