Pretzel Pleasure

The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.

Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

Pulling a Pretzel

Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.

I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.

by Syllogy May 1, 2020

Etzel Pretzel

When you have a brother with Tourette’s

Etzel Pretzel Etzel Pretzel

by Zamsha11 October 8, 2020

Pretzel hole

Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.

Wendi obnoxiously- "yo bitchessss franks asleep let's get em in the pretzel hole!"

by SexPistol69:) September 3, 2017

pretzel wentz

A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy

Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!

Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz

by Panicfanic February 1, 2017

Pretzel Buds

When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.

Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds

by PretzelBud August 7, 2021

Man pretzel

A large penis in tighty whities.

Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?

by Mr.dizzle August 13, 2017