pretzel wentz

A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy

Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!

Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz

by Panicfanic February 1, 2017

Man pretzel

A large penis in tighty whities.

Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?

by Mr.dizzle August 13, 2017

Etzel Pretzel

When you have a brother with Tourette’s

Etzel Pretzel Etzel Pretzel

by Zamsha11 October 8, 2020

Pretzel Buds

When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.

Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds

by PretzelBud August 7, 2021

Pulling a Pretzel

Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.

I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.

by Syllogy May 1, 2020

Boob Pretzel

when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down.

That pretzel looks like some tits. woah. boob pretzel.

by jhanny November 29, 2016

Chinese pretzel

When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.

I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.

by Frankfrink December 7, 2016