poop murder

1) A large volume of feces in a toilet that resembles a murder scene.

2) A lower pain in the stomach the causes one to run to the nearest bathroom resulting in a massive dump clogging the toilet.

3) A nasty looking and smelling place with a huge amount of debris.

1) "oh lord! There's so much poop in there it looks like someone got murdered."

2) "Did you see him take off to the bathroom? Better call the plumber, looks like there's gonna be another poop murder."

3) " That place was so messy and nasty smelling. Reminds me of a poop murder."

by Big Sugar Rivers August 9, 2012

Poop cork

When you have a bad stomach ache and torturous gas pains, so you go to the toilet to pass the gas. A small, hard turd pops out and goes "BOP!" and then all the gas passes at once, and you experience a rapid deflation of your colon.

Poop cork: Thank god I popped that "Poop cork" because the stomach pains were unbearable.

by bachmanitoven October 21, 2012

poopanion

A friend who keeps you company in the bathroom while you're doing a poo.

"hey G, I need to go toilet, wanna be my poopanion?"

by Poopinator October 6, 2013

Poop Tea

When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.

"Warning: There is an extreme case of poop tea in the first stall."

by Aloe Vivid Rue October 22, 2015

poopageddon

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.

You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.

by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019

Poop-Poo air biscuit

When you try to push out gas as you fart though your anus . But A combination of a fart and stool (shit) get pushed out at the same exact time through your butt hole . Wishing you were wearing a diaper .Producing an offensive smell

Holy shit ! Did Jesse just dust crop us it smells so bad he must of dropped a poop-poo air Biscuit on us . That prick ........lol

by Large in charge March 22, 2019

Poop Cake

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.

Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."

by Icky Dongus July 18, 2019