A bean-counting "supervisor from Hell" who obsessively reminds his warehouse/store staff about "zeroing the scales" prior to weighing dry goofs.
Health-foods store employee: My boss frequently reminds me about resetting the electronic scale's digital counter every few hours, but I don't really view him as a tare-orrist... I know he means well (i.e., he cares enough about his customers to ensure that they get the full amount of product that they paid for, as well as not wanting to lose money himself by over-measuring), plus I also tend to be forgetful, and so his repeated refreshing of the idea in my mind enables me to make fewer dispensing mistakes.
by QuacksO December 15, 2019
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Citizen: Sir, this is religious item. Catholics use wine to practice their religion. This is my wine. I’m a Meth-odist.
Citizen: Sir, this is religious item. Catholics use wine to practice their religion. This is my wine. I’m a Meth-odist.
by Chiboyrick December 15, 2020
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OMG Samantha Ormiston is finally going to change her last name! I think she settled though, her boyfriend is not at her level.
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