When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.
After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
by sir haxalot August 11, 2022
When you buy a drink at a bar, proceed to walk to the dance floor, pour some of the drink you just bought onto the floor, for the sole purpose of creating a surface with which shuffle upon.
by Dean Windass December 16, 2015
Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.
Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
by geederd December 12, 2021
by braunj8840 June 24, 2011
by crystalriveryo! December 19, 2017
The act of performing a smooth driving move while in a car.
Derived from Chicago cab drivers performing questionable and slick moves to get through traffic faster.
Derived from Chicago cab drivers performing questionable and slick moves to get through traffic faster.
After passing on the right as soon as the light turns green, getting ahead of the first car. Driver says to passenger "Cabbie shuffle baby!"
Changing lanes while cutting someone off. Yelling out the window "Cabbie shuffle!"
Zipping in a parking space front-first to steal the spot from another car. "Cabbie shuffle suck-a-duck!"
Pulling a U-turn in traffic to quickly grab a parking space on the other side of the street. "Caaaaaaaaaaaaabbie shuffle!"
Changing lanes while cutting someone off. Yelling out the window "Cabbie shuffle!"
Zipping in a parking space front-first to steal the spot from another car. "Cabbie shuffle suck-a-duck!"
Pulling a U-turn in traffic to quickly grab a parking space on the other side of the street. "Caaaaaaaaaaaaabbie shuffle!"
by benbest May 18, 2009
An orgy consisting of only fat people.
by Matt-C-118 April 02, 2011