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my two nutz

Used for "calling out" either a lie, a fact or simply to add emphasis to a statement. Also used to strategically end a conversation by utterly laying the story teller aghast at what was just yelled. Can be used as a simile, comparison, metephore between a person/place/thing and a persons nuts.

Discovered in Roatan, Bay islands, Honduras. Being introduced to the USA via Cali and Minnesota
#1: You think 50 cent's a gangsta?
#2: My two nutz! = that's a lie!

#1: so there I was...blahblahblah...
#2: MY TWO NUTZ! lets get some drink-a-lation on B!

#1: My two nutz are phat'er then that lambo
by Reed A Vander Schaaf January 21, 2008
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Nutso

An awesome word used to describe something that is totally nuts, crazy or insane. Origins unknown but rumours are that it was first made popular by someone named Gavin.
"Wow, that's totally nutso." (totally my word)
by UselessFacts July 20, 2010
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deez nutz

The fleshy hairy sack that rests on someone's chin
you: What's up nigga?
me: DEEZ NUTZ ON YOUR CHIN!
by Big Smoke Dogg October 23, 2003
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nutzi

Name inside the US white nationalist movement given to activists who praise Hitler, wear German Nazi uniforms and carry swastika flags to demonstrations. Sometimes known as "Hollywood Nazis" for their media-friendly image.
"That guy is such a Nutzi; what self-respecting white separatist dresses like it's 1933?"
by johnboy77 September 16, 2012
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nutgobbler

A.) One who places a person's testicles in his or her mouth for the soul purpose of inflicting physical and emotional pain.

B.) A South Park character.

C.) A whore who sucks big balls.

D.) Any person who has ever been called one of the following: Louis, Ben, or Joey.
Man, you're such a nutgobbler. You practically bit them off!
by Nutgobbler III May 21, 2006
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DOG NUTZ

A SLANG/FUNNY WORD TO CALL YOUR CRAZY AND WILD FIRENDS, NOT AN INSULT.
"WHAT'S UP DOG NUTZ"

"HAY, DOG NUTZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?"

JUST LIKE "WHAT'S UP DOG", "WHAT'S UP NIGGA"
by BREEZWOOD82 February 3, 2010
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deez nutz

"DEEZ NUTZ" goes with any song. Replace the chorus with "DEEZ NUTZ". I do... Try it son!!
Song: Just A Lil Bit by 50 Cent

Chorus:

Damn baby, all you need is alot of DEEZ
A lil bit of DEEZ, a lil bit of DEEZ NUTZ...
by ATown & TT October 1, 2005
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