A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person. It was a name given to a greek champion named Hercules, the name was changed to Nigel because that's was a name Zeus considered since it meant champion.
Wow Nigel has a big shlong
by SmokedHummus November 21, 2021
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This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.
by ChloeVV October 6, 2021
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by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018
Get the nigelous mug.A little faggot who deserves to die in a hole. He is stuck up, selfish and constantly lying and boasting.
He's a wanker who pretends he has a girlfriend, "but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her. He is an absolute cunt and likes to suck ball sacks in his spare time which is when he is not fucking his mom in No Nut November. He also has no friends and is an EPIC FORTNITE GAMER!!! He is also on Tik Tok. FUCK YOU NIGEL.
He's a wanker who pretends he has a girlfriend, "but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her. He is an absolute cunt and likes to suck ball sacks in his spare time which is when he is not fucking his mom in No Nut November. He also has no friends and is an EPIC FORTNITE GAMER!!! He is also on Tik Tok. FUCK YOU NIGEL.
by P'taters November 21, 2018
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Oscar: Hey Cookie!
Cookie: Why are you staying with Nigel all the time?
Oscar: YDB! We love each other, so don’t judge us!
Cookie: Why are you staying with Nigel all the time?
Oscar: YDB! We love each other, so don’t judge us!
by YDBeemo October 15, 2018
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Get the Nigel mug.To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).
Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”
The tight, long necked cunt.
Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”
The tight, long necked cunt.
by Mccraque December 14, 2018
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