Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.
The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.
As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.
The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.
As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.
An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.
by Del Ritchie February 17, 2022
Get the Reverse-mutemug. by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020
Get the MUTE mainmug. Similar to Butt Dial, a Cheek Mute is when you hold your phone up to your face to talk, your cheek pushes the mute button without you realizing it.
I called my friend and kept saying hello, hello and shaking my phone wondering why he wasn’t answering me. I finally looked at the phone and realized I had cheek muted.
by rpcgal January 18, 2022
Get the Cheek Mutemug. When she’s blowing you, you cum in her mouth pop the cum balloon cheeks and it shoots out her nose. (Making it hard to speak and breath) Then, you take the nose cum and jam it in her ears!
Cheryl was blowing me so hard I accidentally gave her the deaf mute, by jamming the cum into her ears!
by Pissedoffeveryday February 4, 2023
Get the The Deaf Mutemug. by Jiminie cricket March 10, 2018
Get the mute prostitutemug. When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise
by MutedDevil June 13, 2021
Get the Muted Devilmug. The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation
Tom -
Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now
Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now
by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021
Get the you’re on mutemug.