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Lesbian Mullet

A variation of the classic mullet, but shorter all around and popularly worn by lesbians across the u.s.
this hairstyle is a classic giveaway to those who are lacking in gaydar.
Person 1: "Emma's mom recently got her hair cut, to my surprise it was a lesbian mullet!"

Person 2: "I saw that one coming the day she purchased that subaru outback"

Person 1: "yeah, i suppose you're right. i wonder if she has a girlfriend too"
by Iwantmymovieback January 3, 2009
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Clothes mullet

The singular style started by none other than King of Fierceness Michael Jackson.

"Work" on the top, and "party" on the bottom, this style pairs a dressy blazer and a smart t-shirt with baggy pyjama trousers.

The style inspired several pieces from D&G, Louis Vuitton, and Bottega Veneta in their Spring 2009 collections.
"No one can reach the level of fierceness needed to pull off the clothes mullet, except MJ--he makes that shit werk!"
by maura.fae September 12, 2009
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crotch mullet

When a person's pubic hair is longer than their cack.
Duscharm, no metal in the world is strong enough to cut your crotch mullet. But dude its gettin kinda thick and nasty, do something about it
by dusch is a cack February 12, 2003
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scene mullet

the scene mullet is mostly worn by females of the scene culture.
it is exactly what it's called just more feminine. With a short top and short or long bangs with long sides and back. The top can be blown straight up or hairsprayed until it stands up.
im still looking for the picture.
Usually scene girls that are asian have scene mullets.
by kaitlyn.core May 5, 2006
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mullet halo

A hairstyle created when a balding man, wearing the "crown of laurels" hairstyle, opts to grow his remaining ring of hair to shoulder length, creating a halo of mulletous hair. Not generally considered a fashionable hairstyle.
That manager is sporting a trifling mullet halo - he looks like a 70s porn star gone to seed.
by Joseph Mamma October 10, 2003
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mullet tuck

A shirt tucked into the pants in the front while flowing
freely in the back to create a mullet-like effect (see mullet).
There goes P. again with his white belt and tight t-shirt tucked in up front....
do girls really like a guy with a mullet tuck?
by Podunk October 31, 2007
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Mullet mafia

a group of sheet metal workers that enjoy using the word mullet for no reason other then the fact it sounds cool. such as "fuck yeah mullet!" or "what did you say mullet!?" The mullet mafia is very respected and feared.
I really hope the mullet mafia does'nt come to my job and hang all the ductwork and then kick my ass.
by Geary316 December 4, 2010
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