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Marijuana

A sweet leafy plant that is a whole lotta fun to smoke. It will also soon be legal in Canada. Just one more reason Canada is better than the USA.
*Cough! Cough!*.....woohhh....that's some heavy marijuana
by MegaMan_C_ February 9, 2004
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Marijuana; no mon. Don be disrespecting. Marijuana is a girl from Cuba.
No, ganja, no. Ganja is a bird from Australia.
Herb man. Herb...
by Zyrcon May 24, 2004
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10 ammendments of smoking marijuana

1-always the person that packs the pipe gets to hit it first

2-the person that calls backdoor before the pipe is packed will get last place

3-sharing your water or other liquids is mandatory if one of your fellow smokers are coughing.

4-quitting on a bowl will result in the quitter not getting anymore hits for the rest of the day and getting the bitch place (last place in rotation) for the next 5 smoking sessions unless he/she has declared a nonsmoker and has not taken any hits from the bowl(even one will count).However if the quitter is the person whom has asked to smoke another bowl he/she is not able to quit on it.

P.S:The 5 session suspension from good hits could be appealed(and potentially reduced to 3 or 1) with good reasonings how ever the smoking fwllows in the group will get to judge.
5-Smoking should continue untill everybody in the circle declare stoned.

6-the person that packs the bowl will get shotgun if smoking in the car regardless of who has called it,simply because it is improbable to pack in the backseat.

7-When smoking in a group it is important to be as discreet as possible so any paraional activity including but not limited to:driving reclessly,continiously mentioning how stoned you are,being abnoxiuos will result in punishment decided by the rest of the group.

8-messing around and screwing with people is one of the most enjoyable feelings of being stoned.so it is imortant for the smokers to have a high confidence level and not to get carried away with it.

9- Although when getting in trouble while being stoned means every man for himself,it is important that the person in trouble doesnt sell their smoking buddy out in any circumstances.Violation of this rule will result in punishment decided by other smokers

10-Because Marijuana affects people differently it is polite not to make other people do what you want to do but to take a vote from other smokers.

Judging:taking vote takes place in a way that every smoker in the group gets a vote even the person accused of a violation.However the person packing the bowl will get 1.1 votes to make sure that a tie wont happen.
10 ammendments of smoking marijuana
by Nik Armi April 7, 2010
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Now officially America's number 1 cash crop as of the end of 2006. The FDA estimates that 30-50 million Americans are habitual Marijuana users. A few hundred Americans which do not fall into that category run the government--and they're all coke heads (no wonder they need so much money)!
Them government boys sure would eliminate the deficit RIGHT QUICK if they started growing and selling marijuana!
by Rick the Spic February 7, 2007
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Mr Mackeys favorite word.
"Marijuana is bad mmm....kay?"
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"mari-juana"
*Marijuana* is Mexican for Marihuana.

"mari-"
*Mari* is Mexican for Polish "Maria". "Maria" is english "Mary" which was The Mother of Jesus.

"-juana"
*Juana* is Mexican for Polish "Joanna". "Joanna" is female, male version of it is "Jan". "Jan" is english "John" which was The Father of Jesus.
Mary symbolizes "marriage, the whole, all, femine"
John symbolizes "one, point, masculinity"

Marijuana symbolizes God.
by Jacek Pietal December 28, 2005
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Marijuana grown from the cannabis sativa plant Active ingrediant THC also know as delta-9-tetra-hydrocannabinol
Marijuana is a hell of a drug
by Dscaff April 15, 2006
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