Mercedes-moron

A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.

No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"

No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."

by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025

Mercedes

Mercedes is likely to be a very delicate girl, with high needs, usually very fancy and a high quality sushi master. However, when someone gets to know better a Mercedes, sees a girl with a really strong sex humor, full of dirty jokes, often intensified by a Pedro of her life and all she can do is a mere overcooked rice and getting drunk while doing it.
All in all, Mercedes is a good friend who cares for her friends and has a lot of fun with them.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)

I thought she wasn't down to earth at all but she really is a Mercedes.

by King_Nick November 23, 2021

Mercedes

Mercedes is likely to be a beautiful and very delicate girl, with high needs, usually very fancy and a high quality sushi master. However, when someone gets to know better a Mercedes, sees a girl with a really strong sex humor, full of dirty jokes, often intensified by a Pedro of her life and all she can do is a mere overcooked rice and getting drunk while doing it.
All in all, Mercedes is a great friend who cares for her friends, cheers up everyone and everyone cares about her.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)

I thought she wasn't down to earth at all but she really is a Mercedes.

by King_Nick November 23, 2021

MERCEDES

The hottest ,wildest person you will come in contact with. You are Blessed if she is your Partner. She will go out of her way to make you happy.. She is Beautiful inside and out .Never a dull moment with MERCEDES.

Mercedes is One of a Kind

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Mercedes del carmen

Smart and beautiful woman. Always busy but has a big heart ready to help. Bitchy when she needs to. Caring for family. Loving partner.

Mercedes del carmen ven aqui y amame.

by Niñarica101 November 23, 2021

Mercedes

When three men dick their penises together forming a "Mercedes" emblem triangle; additionaly they can complete a full "Mercedes" emblem place their arms on each other's shoulders, forming a circle of the triangle.

The guys and I had a drunken night and decided to link up our dicks and made the Mercedes

by Pig Pig June 11, 2024

Mercedes CLR GTR

The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for its outstanding performance and sleek design. Powered by a potent 6.0-liter V12 engine, it delivers over 600 horsepower.

Acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h (0 - 62 mph) takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surprising 320 km/h (199 mph)

Incorporating adventure aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the CLR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers.

Originally priced at around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced.

Its limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide.

Bro 1: Hey bro, what's your dream car

Bro 2: No problem, here's the information about the Mercedes CLR GTR

by Urban_Alien_69 July 14, 2024