An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.
by xdcreamed October 17, 2020
“Define Mathew:
Ugly
Stupid
Sexist
Tiny eyes
Has never (will) never get a girl friend
Bully
Starts drama
Makes people feel bad
Ugly
Stupid
Sexist
Tiny eyes
Has never (will) never get a girl friend
Bully
Starts drama
Makes people feel bad
by Gruby.geo March 01, 2018
Mathew cash is gay
by Ankith hater November 11, 2017
A certain type of male species (Bailey Mathew) that posses breasts that can only be described as a X cup, unheard for any Homo sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. It has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with Neanderthals. A connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.
I hope they carry Bailey Mathew size in K-Mart.
Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out
Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.
Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out
Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.
by John Long-stockings November 27, 2013
<.7.9.7.6.>Mathew Liliard Is Kawaki Uzumaki And Michelle Mulitz Is Boruto Uzamaki, ANd Avery Eduardo Rogriguez Is Himawari Uzumaki ANd Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Is SHukkaku, The One Taile Beast<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Mathew Liliard Is Kawaki Uzumaki And Michelle Mulitz Is Boruto Uzamaki, ANd Avery Eduardo Rogriguez Is Himawari Uzumaki ANd Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Is SHukkaku, The One Taile Beast<.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025
A stupid fucking bitch who dyed his hair green for a week to look like the joker, this cock sucker has a subreddit called r/mathew_funny where his friends make fun of him for being the loser that he is.
by Coolbuffguy123 November 01, 2019