Basically when a girl asks you to give her a back massage she asking you to put your big huge giant dry penis in her tight little peachy booty hole.
by Deffinatelynotpeter August 19, 2017
Get the Back massagemug. Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.
My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)
by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016
Get the massage unicornmug. One who liberally sprinkles conversation with the fact that they are a massage therapist in the hopes that it leads to a massage leading to a hook-up. Appears to be especially prevalent among men in search of men.
I really love giving massages. It really is my first love, and that's why I went to massage therapy school. You look uptight! OMG, I'm sounding like such a massage sharapist!
by bschwarz May 23, 2011
Get the Massage Sharapistmug. "Did you hear that jessica gave marshal a turkish massage?"
"Yea, he said she lit candles and put on tricky in her loft."
"Yea, he said she lit candles and put on tricky in her loft."
by Beckandra September 11, 2019
Get the Turkish Massagemug. by urbandict999 June 9, 2019
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Get the Bubblenut Massagemug. by bombdude February 22, 2011
Get the bomb massagemug.