Rain Massacre

1) A famous speech constructed by a very, very, fuckeyed individual. Now the gold-standard for being as high as a kite, and then some.

If someone is so high that they are rain massacred then they are toked out.

2)

"I AM THE RAIN MASSACRE,
FROM OUTER SPACE I WANNA GET DOWN,
SIT DOWN,
HIT DOWN,
GET MY BITCH DOWN."
Zach: "Question, you think Jerry is fuckeyed?"
Mike: "For sure, he's one toke over the line."
Jerry: "I AM... THE RAIN MASSACRE!"
by babyjesusmb August 13, 2009
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The Hello Kitty Massacre

Band from Oconomowoc Wisconsin (respectively) circa. 2015
Originally From The Ashes We Rise Anew the band started as metalcore but subtly shifted to a deathgrind sound (respectively) after the name change
This controversial band is mostly anonymous with only alias's and the lead singer (former Angel) Yung bR@T, who's instagram is already pushing 6k+ instagram followers. What makes this band so surprising is that they are all still in high school as of now and the members are believed to be no older than 18 with a growing fan base and extreme controversial lyrics and singing style.
"Yo did you go see " The Hello Kitty Massacre " last night"
"Yeah i can't believe how brutal the vocals were for how young they are"
by Arishaffir December 11, 2017
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nanjing massacre

nanjing massacre is fake and gay
by based-chad 892 October 07, 2021
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Lucanamarca Massacre

Luke on a Marker Massacre.
Where sigma peasants in Peru annihilated virgin Ronderos for martyring a chadded PCP commander.

Reminder for Rightists to cope.
Person 1: "Do you know what Dengites hate?"
Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Lucanamarca Massacre"
Person 2: "Trolled"
by Red1917 May 30, 2022
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UNO massacre

getting absoultly embaressed in the game of uno.
did you hear about kballs getting destroyed in Uno" yah it was an Uno massacre
by WolfpackSAW April 25, 2011
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St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
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In the town of Tuscaloosa, 1993, a circus which brought those from all over the state was held with a record number of 58 Cs performing at once. But far right cheeto protesters attended the event and threw bottles at the cs for using their skin color in vain. Eventually, one c got hit in the head with a bottle and all of the clowns rose up in retaliation. Sadly, because they were southern americans, they all shot down the cs with their mandatory male affirmation personal handguns. It was a devastating event that marked the beginning of the first major C Reform Act.
The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993 was a tragedy.
by HimboActivist123 June 28, 2020
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