buy me honda, I love you no shit 

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.

Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

buy me honda, I love you no shit by wheaty June 20, 2005

I love you, but I'm not in love with you. 

Statement used to express regret and or fear about the current situation of an amorous or once amorous relationship. It generally means that the person who is expressing himself/herself has a deep emotional bond with their current mate, but that bond is possibly/probably not strong enough to merit a lifetime, or long-term commitment. Usually, there is either some dissatisfaction, disappointment, or confusion on the part of the person using this statement.

Example (interchangeable):

Woman: Why can't we be together?
Man: I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: It means that I need something in my life that being with you is just not able to provide. If you need anything, I'm there, but we aren't working.

I love you, but I'm not in love with you. by TEX37 October 11, 2009

i love you but as friend 

When she says: "I love you, but as a friend"
You just got in friendzone. You can't escape it's impossible!

It means she can only be your best friend.

A:Hey, happy Valentines day i love you <3

B: I love you too, best friend ! :*

I love you but as friend=friendzone

i love you but as friend by ThisGuyIsAwesomeBro February 27, 2017

I Love You

The three most hardest words to say in the english language...but that was a long time ago. Now, people be saying that all the time to just about anybody.

Person 1: Hi! I LOVE YOU!
Stranger: ok...I love you, too

I Love You by babigotback November 14, 2006

I love you whore 

A person, usually a girl who dates ALOT of men, or a guy trying to win a girl; who says "i love you" after just one day, or very quickly without truly meaning it, or knowing the meaning.

Boy: "i had a great first date, call me?"
Girl: "i love you :D"

Myspace Status: I love you Ethan! 6/17/09
Mood: IN LOVE! <33333333
(Todays date; 6/17/09)

Boy: Do you want to go out with me?
Girl: Sure
Boy: Baby, i love you :D

Olivia: I love my boyfriend!!!!
Taylor: You've been going out with him for a day....
Kirstie: Girl, you've gotta tone it down, you're going to be a MAJOR i love you whore!

I love you whore by KayTayLivia July 17, 2009

i love you

The three words that a girl craves for. In a guys eyes, the exact words that you say just to get the girl in the bed. I love you means something at some point. But when you are a teenager and a guy pressures you to have sex and they say "If you love me, you'll do this" it is the direction to regret and guilt. trust me i know. I love you are the words that contain the pain that a girl finds after she makes that mistake. I love you, are only words.

guy: i love you
girl: i love you too
a few days later
guy: wanna have sex?
girl: no, not now
guy: If you love me, you'll have sex with me
girl: okay
she regrets everyday and hears those words during her sleep

i love you by megan schwartz February 19, 2008

i love you but i am not in love with you 

When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.

Girl: We are gonna have to break up?

Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...

Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...

:(

i love you but i am not in love with you by purplepurple October 22, 2009