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krispy krash

The crash that occurs shortly after consuming too many krispy kreme donuts
I just had a half dozen krispy kreme donuts, and I am having a massive krispy krash
by RaverDrew November 16, 2010
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Krusty Krab

When a girl's snatch is so crusty and ashy that it starts to smell like the ocean.
Guy: How was that girl you met last night ?
Man: Dude, her snatch was the ultimate Krusty Krab.
by paperboats December 6, 2010
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Krusty Krab Pizza

The "Krusty Krab Pizza" is a term used to reference a sexual position in which the receiving party is in the crab walk position during intercourse and both members are consuming a slice of pizza.
Dude, you gotta try giving her the Krusty Krab Pizza!
by Unimo May 18, 2019
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Korgoth The Krab Keeper

Korgoth.

Also known as "Korgoth The Krab Keeper," is the original Emperor Of the Volcanus lands, also known as pridelands. He started the epic tale of snorkeling at the Cove and partaking in various nautical pastimes, while most teenagers and youngsters ridiculed the snorkeling sport, he brought it to a serious professional level. Now humans all around are trying to become part of this enchanting experience, when only true hardcore believers in the "Cobra Strike" may enchant the pridelands with their presence.

Nautical sports Korgoth has invented are:
1.Fish Punching
2.Giant Vagina Cave Inhabiting
3.Krab Keeping

Korgoth The Krab Keeper makes frequent appearances to the Volcanus Lands equipped with his underwater breathing apparatus and Level 61 Mermaid Feet. Be advised, he does not take kindly to homosexual looking men wearing speedos that run into him by accident without apology. Korgoth has been known to punch people in the chest very hard, and even worse, he may summon the most evil crabs of Emperor Island to attack his enemy.
Korgoth the Krab Keeper caught a crab, valliantly tied a long sea grass strand to it, and subdued the creature; Only to walk it as his own pet seconds later in front of angered lifeguards and animal rights activists.
by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007
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Krab

Fish, usually pollock or similar, or a mixture, processed to resemble crab meat, but cannot be legally called crab (i.e. imitation crab).
by Gregg February 10, 2004
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Krabby patty

Put hamburger meat in a girls ass then add ketchup, mustard, and relish. After that eat it out
by Gabshab December 19, 2014
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Kraskit

Anyone or anything that is one or more of the following:

Annoying, stupid, mental, a Collingwood supporter, an insane person, a smelly person, a gross person, a weird person, anyone on public transport at any given time who is not a cute boy, Public Transport companies and their respective employees, anything uncool or unsexy in any way, anything to do with the government and anyone who has ever written an advertisement in their life.
Oh my god look at that Collingwood Supporter over there, he is such a Kraskit
by AGMGM January 6, 2009
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