Someone who is confident talking shit or spitting game explicitly online but never in person. They are given courage from the protection of their computer screen, but are quiet IRL.
Jared is always talking shit on discord but never has anything to say when I see him in person. He’s such a keyboard kisser.
by NotUrMomma November 07, 2022
(Noun) A person who honours and respects the British royal family (crown).
(Adjective) Referring to the beliefs and ideas of pro-royal sentiment in Britain and other commonwealth countries.
(Adjective) Referring to the beliefs and ideas of pro-royal sentiment in Britain and other commonwealth countries.
Elliot: Hey Derek, do you mind not insulting Queen Elizabeth around Oliver.
Derek: Why? He's not a crown-kisser, is he?
Derek: Why? He's not a crown-kisser, is he?
by ValiantBert March 08, 2024
To kiss ass to your boss, professor, or any other authority figure through an email or message board.
Mary Beth scammed her professor into thinking she was the leader of her groups project. She is such a web kisser!
by Larry Tolan February 14, 2008
A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.
by bob12345678910abcdefgy April 26, 2012
That Soil Kisser is really getting on my nerves.
by AlexJohnTheConstance March 28, 2022
by Captain Lean August 21, 2015