Jordan

Person with a small willy

Jordan has a small willy

by Buscemi more like hot July 24, 2018

Jordan

A guy that tries to get girls but it never work he all ways gets rejected

Jordan: hey girl how you doing

Girls: ew yo gay as shit

by swagyomom June 25, 2018

a Jordan

When a person works late and can't game with their friends

I guess he's pulling a Jordan.

by Davechan January 22, 2021

Jordaned

One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.

dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!

by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009

Jordan

Used to describe the act of fucking someone up or basically screwing then over.

Walter "jordan-ed" Yaoqing by revealing his copious relationships with multiple girls at the same time.

by W-try November 27, 2016

Jordan

One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. He's intelligent, suave, funny, and an excellent cook that happens to give fantastic massages. His penis also happens to be quite large. If Courage Wolf were a person, this would be him.

"So Jordan texted me earlier today."
"Oh, Jordan? You mean Courage Wolf Guy, right?"
"Yeah, that's the one! The guy with the huge penis I was telling you about. Apparently he's cooking something awesome for me tonight."

by filthy.flamingo October 16, 2013

Jordan

A guy who wears diamond stud earrings, rocks Bieber hair and competes in the long jump for two track seasons then coasts on his "career" as a "long jumper" too fit in with the Jocks.

Yo that dingy ass boi Jordan is such a fake jock.

by Dingy ass boi June 3, 2017