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Storrs Jackhammer

A sexual position. Similar to the pile driver. One standing partner holds another partner, by the hips, while second partner is standing on their head, legs spread in a T shape. Standing partner is generally a male since insertion of the sexual organ is a prerequisite for completing the position, but First partner may be a female wearing a strap-on. (though this may evolve to its own new position) -----First partner, with firm grip on second partners hips, and with sexual organ (or facsimile) fully inserted, (orifice of insertion depends upon sex of second partner, as either sex is possible, though a women presents more possibilities) pretends that second partner is a jackhammer (making Jackhammer noises is not required, but is suggested for authenticity) and lifts second partner, then drops, lifts, then drops, repeating this process until orgasm or boredom sets in. FOR FULL EFFECT first partner should occasionally blow hard onto the partner and smack them with snowballs to simulate the driving wind and snow of the Connecticut college town.
"Hey what did you do with that girl at Towers last night?"
"Me and Paul gave her the Storrs Jackhammer!"
by SupeDupe February 17, 2019
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Jackhammer

Go get a hand full of non-solidified concrete and begin to jack off with it as a lubricant. You must cum before the concrete solidifies.
Bro I was able to finish the jackhammer last night.
by Ravi banker February 8, 2019
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Albuquerque jackhammer

What my boyfriend wants me to do to him daily...
My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!
by Chifoxykit January 5, 2025
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Brutus Jackhammer

Hey Dillion, I hit Susie with the Brutus jackhammer last night!
by anra999 June 30, 2022
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Petite Jackhammer

When a petite girl riding you and you start lifting them up and down with extended arms.
I took this tiny girl home and we did the Petite Jackhammer.
by AgentPistol May 6, 2018
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funky jackhammer

Same thing as The Jackhammer sex move but with funky disco music playing
Josh: I did the funky jackhammer with Sarah last night! Listened to Electric Boogaloo and smashed that pussy
by ExtraSauceBoss October 28, 2020
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Serbian Jackhammer

Shari had COVID and was complaining about her sore throat so Darko got out his salami stick and gave her a Serbian jackhammer 🤣
by The real Don drizzle May 24, 2022
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