Is that a first time slammer?
by Harmonies and Melodies June 12, 2011
Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.
by Sethsucks December 07, 2009
When you have to poop really bad but your having sex with your girlfriend, so while she’s giving you a blow job, you proceed to slam your ass on her face and let it all go.
by jdpaulo February 08, 2018
When you're letting the family dog lick peanut butter off your dick, and your sister walks in before you can finish, so you pound her ass with your still peanut butter covered dick.
by JBDeeee June 26, 2019
by Teemurph December 10, 2009
The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving
"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"
by the real dovakin November 21, 2016
by Billyz February 25, 2022