The Bloom

The Bloom is a very rare crystal flower encased in a blue orb. If in possession of, you will be granted eternal happiness and luck for the rest of your life. Only issue is that it is very difficult to obtain. The Bloom will only be found on June 3rd in the first water aven that blooms and that water aven needs to be the first flower to bloom in the world. Only then you are able to extract The Bloom and be happy with everything.

Random Child: WHERE IS THE BLOOM? WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!

Sweaty Explorer: I am very sad, I can't find The Bloom

That one other guy: Don't worry Sweaty Explorer Man, I'll find it.

by GoodOlAmbientBoy February 23, 2023

Blooming

To ejaculate. Usually screamed.

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024

Melodic Bloom

This term evokes the blossoming of happiness triggered by a pleasing melody.

BRO i was listen to a song and i got that Melodic Bloom feeling

by Jr rhythm March 17, 2024

Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

"He looks like Max Bloom"
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022

Riley bloom

A girl who likes to get her hair pulled

“Dayum..I was with that hot girl last night and we were getting it on, I did the Riley Bloom move and she was super into it!”

by Rumboy222 March 19, 2019

Full Bloom

When a male furry performs a pretzel maneuver with his legs behind his head and a hole in his suit, thus exposing his anus.

He reached the state of full bloom, and everyone could only watch in horror.

by ThatCrazyPotato July 18, 2021

super bloom

when ur dick is as hard as a rocket and u fuck a bitch and she screams her lungs off

i gave my gf a super bloom and she wouldnt shut up

by diggity21 September 18, 2018