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iPad kid

Someone who can not eat without watching a video in the background. This creature typically will believe he is in fact not a iPad kid. Use caution when confronted by one.
I'm not a iPad kid but I can't eat without watching a video in the backround.
by TDSanta July 5, 2022
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iPad

I Apple product that is manly used by Gen alphas to watch”Skibidi toilet
My son will not stop watch skibidi toilet on his iPad
by Bending over to make sure you February 12, 2024
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iPad Kid

little shits raised by millennials that can't critically think for shit or have any social awareness.

often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.

if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.

they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
iPad Kid: SKIBIDI TOILET I WANT MY IPAD NOW
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!

7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.

School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
by aflashofthelightning November 20, 2023
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quackitys._.ipad._

Me:hey

Person:hello
Me:do you follow quackitys._.ipad._ ?
Person:No
Me:follow them
by Amazing TikToker September 10, 2021
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Brave ipad

A valiant and brave ipad that has survived the wrath of many ipad kids rage throughout its time. used to sometimes mock people who are getting angry and is characterized with stewie tantrums
Brave ipad Brave ipad survived ipad kids wrath.
by nachotaco chimichaga 5065 July 30, 2024
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Ipad kid

An iPad kid is marco and gian
Marco,the ipad kid only uses the word die “
by Jisoocanoodle May 7, 2022
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iPad Kid

iPad kid is a new term used to describe a vast majority of Gen Alpha. The term is used to call some addicted to their iPads. A general iPad kid is a Gen Alpha who spends all day on their iPad playing the hit game ROBLOX or addicted to watching brain-rot Youtube shorts.
"You can't be talking Theodore, all you are is an iPad Kid.
by a_guy521 August 22, 2024
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