by Trapqueenangie July 23, 2022
Get the hoof doofmug. Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.
" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."
by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022
Get the Mitchell van Hoofmug. by Impure zero September 30, 2017
Get the Hoof Clawmug. A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.
Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.
It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.
It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
by MDWAR December 14, 2012
Get the Hippo Hoofmug. Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.
Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.
by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021
Get the Hoof and Woofmug. Similar to a Moose Knuckle but much more bulbous and pronounced and unlike a Camel Toe, it has a deep crevice and defined canyon walls.
My friend Tommy and I were at Pete’s coffee and a chick walked through the door with the largest Caribou Hoof that I have ever seen. The whole restaurant stopped and admired.
by Napa Vally Golfer February 20, 2021
Get the Caribou hoofmug. by hcfxoxo June 4, 2018
Get the Hoofmug.