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Harvest Season

A disturbing phenomenon where a mass amount of young people go missing at once in multiple states, with the idea they've been kidnapped for their organs to be sold on the black market.
"Did you see all those missing posters around town? Ten teenagers went missing all last week!"
"It's harvest season. Kids have been going missing all over the state. May God help their souls."
by Amateur-txt December 8, 2022
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Bountiful Harvest

The best fucking dehydrated re fried beans you'll ever have. This brand also makes other vegetables in frozen, canned, and dehydrated forms, but who honestly gives a shit? What matters is them beans. Beware, because after Bountiful Harvest takes a crack at your tongue, no other re fried bean will compare. Therapy and living outdoors will do wonders for your mental health, but the true key to amazing mental health is a diet of these beans, mixed with rice and vegetables. When combined with rice, these homebois make a complete protein, and give you the fiber you need to shit out the toxic habits and people that are making you sad. The best way to eat em is half an half with some rice, with a clove or two of minced garlic thrown in (before cookin), and after cookin a dash or 2 of Garlic Salt, and phat splorch of sriracha, and a shredded cheese stick (stir till tha beans look all stringy when you lift your spoon out). Watch for tha bean splats when cookin though. Finish em off with a large head of broccoli, a carrot or 2, at least a half liter of water, and maybe some brussel sprouts or a bell pepper, and you'll have a groovy meal that's like really tasty and super good for you. These beans will fill your stomach with warmth, fullness, and love.
I would literally pay like $50 for one bag of these beans. Like I'm usin literally correctly, as in I would actually pay $50 for one bag of these beans please tell me where I can find these beans. I can't find them anywhere where can I buy Bountiful Harvest Dehydrated Re fried Beans? I need them in my life again. If you find/know of a store with these beans please contact me at liamrasch@gmail.com I don't mind spam but like please help me find these beans
by ProfSoupBeanlover420 October 3, 2019
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HARVESTING

To take the rims of the table off and hide it
"What is austin doing" "oh he is just HARVESTING"
by LEMINKUU November 10, 2022
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Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.
That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!
by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 19, 2017
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Choice Harvest

When city guys arrive in a country town and get hit on by a group of drunk country girls.
The boys took a roadie to Tamworth for Jimmy's 21st party - drunk country girls everywhere - choice harvest!
by ^^!$#@ August 3, 2019
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Harvest Moon Acres

Harvest Moon Acres is a family owned family fun center located in Michigan. It is an amazing place and everyone that works there is amazing, and always happy. The environment of the place is very family friendly it is just an overall happy place! My older sisters kids love it there and we go back every year. I definitely recommend you visiting it if you live nearby.
The whole family loves Harvest Moon Acres
by Anastasia Hartte August 16, 2019
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greedy semen harvester

Type of woman who not only cheats but let's every random dude drop their load in her.
Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023
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