Do a harold

Eating past 12oclock.

I might do a Harold night and have a pizza.

by Migraine 52 February 21, 2023

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Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010

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Harolds

A lifestyle of a family that’s bond cannot be broken, a group guys with a unbreakable friendship, the friend group that everyone wants into

I wanna become 1 of the Harolds

by Tyrone 12220 January 26, 2022

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Harold

the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause

Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 12, 2021

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harolded

Getting work dumped on you when everyone else in the office is taking off to play and planning to take credit for said work. reference to the character Harold in Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle.

I can't go out this weekend because I got harolded again.

by harolded April 21, 2011

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Harold

A male version of a Karen (search up meaning of Karen... Also known as a Karen’s husband.

He does the same thing complain, never minds his own business and is a snitch

i Was having a good time with my friends and this Harold guy could not mind his own business so he reported us

by Sezzyyy August 27, 2022

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