Fugitis

Getting smooches from your puppy causes Fugitis, side affects include sore throat, coughing, and lack of mobility.

My dog gave me a bad case of Fugitis recently.

by Hsjsmsjehmwjah September 12, 2014

Faget

A derogatory term between friends that does not refer to being a homosexual.

Man, just come out tonight. Don't be such a faget.

by Jibbame February 25, 2017

fugitivery

the act of being a fugitive, mixed with some tomfoolery.

Allie's fugitivery got her kicked out of the library, because she owed them fifty dollars in fines as well as laughed at the librarians working there.

by Ha-na-nah January 13, 2011

Fugitivity

An entire amount of felony convictions, combined to add character to a fugitive's actions.

The liquor store robbing, a man dead, and some hookers in the back trunk Dad is really racking up the fugitivity tonight.

by Automatic-Church February 13, 2009

Funetik Spelyng

The spelling of words in most direct corellation with the sounds made by the individual letters.

Student: I don't know how to spell this...

Teacher: Use Funetik Spelyng!

by KrakenIndigo August 22, 2011

figet

a word for gay and lesbian but not bisexual

im figet

by sucker😋 •O• May 29, 2018

Mudge Fuglet

A Mudge Fuglet is something that has been left around in the rain, mud and desert being eaten alive by rabid bunny rabbits and/or coyotes. Often used as an insult to describe a lazy person, or a turd monkey. This insult is one of the most cruelest profane terms that anyone could use in the english language.

Mr George: Oh shit I have to watch my damn mouth around you Mudge Fuglets...
Kids: *Covers ears*

Mr George: Oh I mean, shoot...I have to watch my damn mouth around you Mudge Fuglets.

by fourlittleappleseeds August 7, 2010