fruit ride

it’s a way of life…

fruit ride isn’t a thing it just IS

liana: i want to get a free ride in the ambulance

jenna: what’s a fruit ride??

liana: i said free ride….

jenna: FRUIT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fruit ride JELI January 3, 2023

Fruit OCD

When people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. They do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.

Sarah: I can't STAND kiwi fur!
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!

Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.

True Story

by Megz_:D June 8, 2012

Fruit Pimp

To Pimp Fruit, vegetables and herbs. Harvest at their prime and sell for maximum profitability

I'll pimp your fruit because I'm a Fruit Pimp

by Jonathan the OG Fruit Pimp August 18, 2016

fruit hockey

A game played between male friends. Players take their dicks and wack them at their opponents balls.

Ashton, quick trying to play fruit hockey with me, this is why I bought you a dildo!

by lildog776 November 17, 2022

Fruits of Sally

1. This describes the process of a flattulence attempt, the result is a ball of hard fecal matter forcefully excreted from the anus, into your Lane Bryants... this will smell horrible. It is named this for it can only be performed by an overweight woman named Sally.

Wow, the fruits of Sally were fuckin GREAT, I lost my lunch, but it was great!

by Pedro Nunez June 5, 2009

fruit knocker

a slang term used to call a gay person.

That guy is gay, he sure is a fruit knocker.

by Ren_walker123 November 10, 2011

Fruit-Troop

A boy who follows another boy in a gay fashion

Nilven: I'm leaving
Orlando: ~Immediatly follows him without a word~
Derrick: Look at him follow Nilven, kinda gay
Austin: Yeah, what a fruit-troop

by KillahKNG June 16, 2010